Name 5 people:
1. Mandi
2. Matt B.
3. Jeff
4. Carly
5. Dan

You invite friends to your house:

Who gets lost on the way? Carly and Matt B.
Who hitched a ride to yours? Jeff
Who walked the whole 5 miles cause they had an argument with the person who was supposed to be driving them? Mandi
Who crashed their car? Dan
Who didn’t need to get a lift cause they already live at your house? Me??

You told them it was fancy dress:

Who came as themselves? Mandi
Who came as a hooker? Mandi Cause it is the same thing >_>
Who came naked? Not Mandi
Who came as a princess? Jeff and Barrett
Who came as goth? Carly

You next get in the car:

Assuming you are redundant, who drives? Barrett
Passenger seat? Carly
Back right? Mandi
Back left? Jeff
Boot? Mandi
Roof!?! Dan

The journey is pretty bad:

Who throws up from travel sickness? Dan
Who throws up from seeing their sick? Jeff
Who throws up from already being too drunk? Carly
Who is thrown up on? Mandi
Who cleans the sick up? Mandi

The car breaks down:

Who gets out of the car and walks the rest of the way? Mandi
Who spends time trying to fix the car? Matt B.
Who goes to sleep? Jeff
Who calls for the AAA? Dan
Who screams “Why God, Why?!?!”? Carly

You go to a restaurant:

Who orders the most expensive? Mandi
Who orders the cheapest? Dan
Who gets the salad? Barrett
Who pays? Mandi
Who steals the cutlery? Carly

You ask where you should go next:

Who suggests the cinema? Jeff
Who suggests the beach? Barrett
Who suggests a shop? Carly
Who suggests a dark underground club? Dan
Who suggests a burlesque house? Mandi
You all arrive home:

Who gets home first? Barrett
Who gets home last? Jeff
Who crashes drunk at a friends? Carly
Who disappears all night? Dan
Who ends up in the police station? Mandi

Next morning:

Who looks best? Barrett
Who looks worst? Mandi
Who is still drunk? Carly
Who is not at school/work? Jeff
Who is dead? Dan
Last questions:

Now who says thanks for last night? Barrett
Who asks you all round to theirs next week ? Carly
Who declines the offer? Mandi
Who is already going to a party that day? Dan, he is gonna hang out with John Lennon in Heaven.
If everyone is a different place that day, whose house do you decide to go to? Jeff